MSVC as of VS2015 does not initialize the vtable pointers of constexpr
objects, causing nullptr dereferences at runtime. To solve this, we can
just convert them to regular const variables with internal (static)
linkage.

The internal linkage bit is important: as long as they are invisible
outside their respective translation units, we do not risk the static
initialization order fiasco.  If we ever need to reference them outside
their translation units, we would need to hide them behind functions (like
HeapArrayDisposer::instance()) to keep things safe.